Well this is definitely the best Christmas present of them all. We think that this website is the number one site for Me1 vs Me Snooker and now it seems that Google agrees! If you search for Me1 vs Me2 Snooker then this very site comes up in the NUMBER ONE SLOT. Above www.comedy.co.uk, sbove iTunes, above Soundcloud and even above all of Richard's own websites. Oh yes, we are the masters now. We are OFFICIALLY bigger and better than ITunes and probably make more money (this bit may not be true). We would like to thank you for your part in our success, although to be honest we did all the work and you just visited the site now and then and read what we've put and maybe sent in a comment, but most of you didn't, slackers! Anyway we are the best and just wanted you all to know it - thanks!
This website normally has around 100 different visitors every day. All of them Me1 vs Me2 Snooker fans who want to know more about this sport and the personalities behind it. We love you all! But every once in a while our URL will be mentioned by Richard Herring on his Twitter feed and that is when you realise what a globe-trotting colossus he truely is. Although he likes to present an "everyman" persona there is nothing ordinary about having tens of thousands of followers who will obey your every word. He really is some kind of superhuman being, a bit like Mr Incredible (and his wife is very like Elasti-girl if you know what I mean, wink wink). Anyway the power of Herring is clearly demonstrated here in this graph of visits to this site - see if you can guess when Richard mentioned us on Twitter..
So as Richard Herring takes all of the money he has earnt from us listeners to his (admittedly free) podcasts and swans off to the bloody Maldives (FFS!) (or somewhere similarly hot and expensive that no normal person could ever go to) and takes his unreasonable young and attractive "wife" with him we are left with little to enjoy in the way of free comedy. So, it's only right that some "young bucks" should step up and grab the mantle of KINGS OF THE PODCAST (apart from Adam and Joe and probably Answer Me This if we are honest). So here they are, listen here - https://soundcloud.com/#john-and-matt/sets/john-matts-first-class-podcast - to the world's GREATEST PODCAST starring Olly Mann-lookalike John and Andrew Collins-soundalike Matt. Imagine having sex with three Sienna Miller clones on the top of Everest with John Virgo and Sian Lloyd looking on and throwing fifty pound notes at you covered in peanut butter while a reformed Led Zeppelin serenade you from a passing SCRAMjet. It's better than that. Far far better. She is just so dirty, don't you think? Lembit just couldn't keep up with her I bet. Have you seen that "blooper" clip where she's trying to chat up the bloke interviewing her? She may be getting on a bit now, and be a bit loopy, and keep going on about "the weather" but you would, wouldn't you. Don't deny it. A definite WILF.
An interview with the man who will be Richard's "tour driver" during 2013.
Richard was worried about his safety and that he might fall asleep at the wheel and crash. So he has sensibly got "a man" in to drive him in comfort so he can relax throughout the tour. We'll be interviewing him soon...probably in a pub...or police station...don't worry it will be fine... Well, that's the end of Me3 then and we are very glad to hear it. This is ME1 VS ME2 snooker and everyone is happy to see the classic line-up back together again. So goodbye to Me3 and have fun being "commentator 3" (i.e. an unheard non-entity) for the foreseeable future.
Unfortunately this frame meant a return to Me1 beating Me2, but we're so happy to have the "good ole boys" back that we will let this go for once. We were NOT happy to hear that Me1's stupid wife had bought a stupid Xmas tree and put it in a stupid place obstructing the snooker. By checking "Google Analytics" we've been able to monitor and compare the relative popularity of the many Me1 vs Me2 Snooker websites out there. Of course this very site is in the number one slot and you wouldn't expect anything different, but we don't mind showing respect to the other sites available to you, the discerning fan, as we all share a common love of Me1 vs Me2 Snooker. Let us all live together in harmony. (Apart from www.me2vsme1snooker.co.uk - we really hate them - splitters) And special mention to the site in the number 10 slot which is a fan site for people who love the Me1 vs Me2 snooker website, thanks guys!!!
Anyway here is the current top ten: 1. www.me1vsme2snooker.co.uk 2. www.me1vsme2fans.com 3. www.richardherring.com 4. www.iloveme2heisthebest.co.uk 5. www.rexthedumplingegg.com 6. www.snookerwithme1andme2.com 7. www.me3andOneDirectionOFFICIALfansite.co.uk 8. www.100%correctstatisticsabouttheme1vsme2snookerpodcast.co.de 9. www.ashrek.com 10. www.websiteforpeoplewholovetheamazingme1vsme2snookerwebsite.co.uk I think this picture says it all,.. The power of the OFFICIAL "Bring Back Me2" t-shirt is undeniable - RESULT!!!
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