Richard Herring hates cats. And now he's got TWO of them! Richard Herring hates babies. Can you tell what's coming next? We can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL with Rich is PREGGERS! A baby Herring is on the way! When we say that Rich is pregnant obviously we mean his wife Amy "CJ" Pond, but you knew that, right? This moment is a momentous moment. We can now looks forward to future tours all about "babies" and that sort of thing. Ground never covered by ANY other comedian (if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic). Babies, babies, bloody babies. ENOUGH ALREADY OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT BABIES! Anyway hearty congratulations to Rich and CJ for the forthcoming new arrival and hopefully the offspring of two mid-range comedians will get more coverage than the tedious Kate/Wills baby (BTW - it won't).
Knowing Rich as we do (i.e. VERY well indeed) he will keep quiet about this for quite some time and may even deny it. But it is DEFINITELY true. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE.
I'm sure RIch's wife is looking forward to caring for a helpless immature lump who craps everywhere and is sick all the time. I mean the new baby. What did you think I meant - Rich? I hope you are ashamed of yourself. This website would NOT resort to the obvious lowest common denominator joke for your feeble amusement. Leave this website NOW and never return. Yes, we mean you. The one who laughs at poor jokes. You are not WORTHY to be a fan of RKHerring. His comedy is too advanced for your puny brain. Go back to your "Mrs Brown's Boys" you worthless fool. Have you gone yet? Good! That leaves more REAL comedy for the rest of us. Those of us who appreciate REAL humour. [/rant]
Anyway big congrats to Rich and CJ over the forthcoming baby and hopefully it will be called Andy McH for obvious reasons. Feel free to tweet your own personal congrats to Rich - I'm sure he'll be appreciative.
Knowing Rich as we do (i.e. VERY well indeed) he will keep quiet about this for quite some time and may even deny it. But it is DEFINITELY true. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE.
I'm sure RIch's wife is looking forward to caring for a helpless immature lump who craps everywhere and is sick all the time. I mean the new baby. What did you think I meant - Rich? I hope you are ashamed of yourself. This website would NOT resort to the obvious lowest common denominator joke for your feeble amusement. Leave this website NOW and never return. Yes, we mean you. The one who laughs at poor jokes. You are not WORTHY to be a fan of RKHerring. His comedy is too advanced for your puny brain. Go back to your "Mrs Brown's Boys" you worthless fool. Have you gone yet? Good! That leaves more REAL comedy for the rest of us. Those of us who appreciate REAL humour. [/rant]
Anyway big congrats to Rich and CJ over the forthcoming baby and hopefully it will be called Andy McH for obvious reasons. Feel free to tweet your own personal congrats to Rich - I'm sure he'll be appreciative.