Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website - "Hello I have a fish lady, thank you for agreeing to this interview"
I have a fish lady - "No problem, glad to be here"
MVMSW - "How is your Maldives holiday going?"
IHAFL - "It's brilliant, a few too many overweight 1990s comedians around but otherwise it's perfect"
MVMSW - "Any particular highlights so far?"
IHAFL - "Well the food here is excellent, especially the seafood, as you'd expect"
MVMSW - "Do you like seafood then?"
IHAFL - "Oh yes, I love all fish"
MVMSW - "To eat?"
IHAFL - "Yes of course, what else could I mean?"
MVMSW - "Well you might like to catch them and, err, kill them and stuff..."
IHAFL - "Well yes that too. There are too many fish around, especially in the sea. All swimming around looking all delicious. They need to be taught a lesson. AND I'M THE ONE TO DO IT! THOSE FISH NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHO IS THE MASTER! I AM THE MASTER! I AM THE DESTROYER OF FISHKIND! ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL SEE MY POWER!!! DIE FISH DIE!!!!!"
MVMSW - "Errr, yes, anything else you'd like to say?"
IHAFL - "No thanks, I think that's covered everything."
I have a fish lady - "No problem, glad to be here"
MVMSW - "How is your Maldives holiday going?"
IHAFL - "It's brilliant, a few too many overweight 1990s comedians around but otherwise it's perfect"
MVMSW - "Any particular highlights so far?"
IHAFL - "Well the food here is excellent, especially the seafood, as you'd expect"
MVMSW - "Do you like seafood then?"
IHAFL - "Oh yes, I love all fish"
MVMSW - "To eat?"
IHAFL - "Yes of course, what else could I mean?"
MVMSW - "Well you might like to catch them and, err, kill them and stuff..."
IHAFL - "Well yes that too. There are too many fish around, especially in the sea. All swimming around looking all delicious. They need to be taught a lesson. AND I'M THE ONE TO DO IT! THOSE FISH NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHO IS THE MASTER! I AM THE MASTER! I AM THE DESTROYER OF FISHKIND! ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL SEE MY POWER!!! DIE FISH DIE!!!!!"
MVMSW - "Errr, yes, anything else you'd like to say?"
IHAFL - "No thanks, I think that's covered everything."
For legal purposes we have to point out that this is a random picture we got from Google Images and isn't actually the "I Have a Fish" lady herself, so if "Alison" ever stumbles upon this website please don't sue us - thanks!