So as Richard Herring takes all of the money he has earnt from us listeners to his (admittedly free) podcasts and swans off to the bloody Maldives (FFS!) (or somewhere similarly hot and expensive that no normal person could ever go to) and takes his unreasonable young and attractive "wife" with him we are left with little to enjoy in the way of free comedy. So, it's only right that some "young bucks" should step up and grab the mantle of KINGS OF THE PODCAST (apart from Adam and Joe and probably Answer Me This if we are honest). So here they are, listen here - https://soundcloud.com/#john-and-matt/sets/john-matts-first-class-podcast - to the world's GREATEST PODCAST starring Olly Mann-lookalike John and Andrew Collins-soundalike Matt. Imagine having sex with three Sienna Miller clones on the top of Everest with John Virgo and Sian Lloyd looking on and throwing fifty pound notes at you covered in peanut butter while a reformed Led Zeppelin serenade you from a passing SCRAMjet. It's better than that. Far far better.
She is just so dirty, don't you think? Lembit just couldn't keep up with her I bet. Have you seen that "blooper" clip where she's trying to chat up the bloke interviewing her? She may be getting on a bit now, and be a bit loopy, and keep going on about "the weather" but you would, wouldn't you. Don't deny it. A definite WILF.