The Stars of Me1 vs Me2 Snooker
Me1 - arrogant, boring, dull
Me2 - best snooker player of his generation, prone to violent outbursts, erratic, widely loved
Me3 - annoying, "fabulous", mass-murderer
Referee 1 - dull, error-prone, old
Referee 2 - young, inexperienced, currently wiped from existence and lost in "the void"
Commentator 1 - usually asleep
Commentator 2 - voice of sanity
Man delivering box set of "Total Recall" - played a pivotal role in one of the frames and annoyed Richard's wife
Richard Herring - comedian
Richard's girlfriend (now wife) - probably doesn't really exist, bit like Mainwaring's wife in Dad's Army
Person sending a text from Sainsburys - interrupted frame 5 and accidentally made it slightly interesting for a few seconds
Richard's girlfriend's brother - came round for pasta after frame 5
Stewart Lee, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham, etc - more famous than Richard, frequently referenced by Commentator 2
Spacehopper - had a starring role early on, now banished and forgotten
Pint glass - smashed "accidentally" by Me2 in Frame 18, a comedy highlight
Andrew Collins - yet to make an appearance, but we live in hope
Adam Buxton - doing a new Radio 6Music show, but sadly with some woman rather than Richard or Joe "Hollywood" Cornish
Me2 - best snooker player of his generation, prone to violent outbursts, erratic, widely loved
Me3 - annoying, "fabulous", mass-murderer
Referee 1 - dull, error-prone, old
Referee 2 - young, inexperienced, currently wiped from existence and lost in "the void"
Commentator 1 - usually asleep
Commentator 2 - voice of sanity
Man delivering box set of "Total Recall" - played a pivotal role in one of the frames and annoyed Richard's wife
Richard Herring - comedian
Richard's girlfriend (now wife) - probably doesn't really exist, bit like Mainwaring's wife in Dad's Army
Person sending a text from Sainsburys - interrupted frame 5 and accidentally made it slightly interesting for a few seconds
Richard's girlfriend's brother - came round for pasta after frame 5
Stewart Lee, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham, etc - more famous than Richard, frequently referenced by Commentator 2
Spacehopper - had a starring role early on, now banished and forgotten
Pint glass - smashed "accidentally" by Me2 in Frame 18, a comedy highlight
Andrew Collins - yet to make an appearance, but we live in hope
Adam Buxton - doing a new Radio 6Music show, but sadly with some woman rather than Richard or Joe "Hollywood" Cornish