Interested in podcasts? Do you need something small, reliable and able to take the hardest knocks and just keep on working? Then the special "Richard Herring" signature TASCAM RH1 is for you! Although not many people have heard of it and most go for the more popular "S/Lee" model (as seen on TV) the RH1 is still worth a look. Its small size means that it will fit conveniently into any space (e.g. a cramped basement). It just keeps on going no matter what life (and Jane Root) throw at it. It has several modes, including the useful M1 and M2, the quite useful C1 and C2 and the rather useless R1 and R2. Changing between modes just takes a moment. It can pick up the slightest sound, such as a grumpy wife answering the door to a delivery man, from upto 30 feet away. The lack of a rewind button (which would enable someone to easily check whose turn it was FFS) is a small drawback, but at only £99.99 it is easily affordable. Unless the only "work" you do is given away for free and your wife fritters anything left over on going swimming all the time.
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Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website - "Hello Adam and Joe, thank you for agreeing to this interview"
Adam - "No problem, glad to be here" Joe - "Hang on, I'm just getting a call from De Niro, back in a sec" MVMSW - "So, errr, Adam, what do you think of Richard's snooker podcast" Adam - "It is excellent and I look forward to every new frame" MVMSW - "Joe?" Joe - "Shhh, I've got to take this call, yes yes at least $12 million" MVMSW - "Errr, OK, Adam which is your favourite Me?" Adam - "I'd have to say Me1 to be honest, he is just so likeable, Me2 is a bit of a downer isn't he" MVMSW - "Joe? Sorry to interrupt your call..." Joe - "Listen here Tarantino. Make sure the Lear Jet is the right colour this time, it was completely the wrong shade of purple last week" MVMSW - "Errr, yes. Adam, are you looking forward to the new 6music show?" Adam - "Yes it will be great and Edith will be fun to bounce ideas off. Although she has banned Boggins I'm afraid LOL" MVMSW - "It must be nice for you to have some paid work to look forward to now that BUG has finished its short run" Adam - "Well yes, gotta keep paying that mortgage" Joe - "NO NO NO!!! I said 2000 elephants, any less would be appalling, GET IT SORTED SCORSESE!!!" MVMSW - "Errr, yes, so Adam tell us about Macs and PCs" Adam - "Mac cost 9999999999999£ Best ever PC cost 100£ Thanks to gabriel25gatens for that, still love that one" MVMSW - "Yes, ha ha ha, it is funny. Even after all this time." Adam - "Yes, shall I do the funny Queen voice now" MVMSW - "No, it's ok" Joe - "YOU ARE SO FIRED, GET ME SPIELBERG NOW!!!" etc etc etc (PS This is a joke interview and Adam and Joe are both brilliant really. Which one is the best? It's Adam) Me1 vs Me Snooker Website - "Hello Man who delivered the Total Recall DVD to Richard's house during frame 17, thank you for agreeing to this interview"
Man who delivered the Total Recall DVD to Richard's house during frame 17" - ? MVMSW - "Do you have a favourite Me?" MWDTTRCVCTRHDF17 - ?? MVMSW - "Come on, it's an easy question, everyone prefers Me2" MWDTTRCVCTRHDF17 - ??? MVMSW - "So I have to assume you are one of those hated Me1 fan then. Or maybe you prefer one of the referees or commentators?" MWDTTRCVCTRHDF17 - ???? MVMSW - "Errrr, do you like Total Recall? Especially the bit where he says You think this is the real Quaid, it is, without even putting a dramatic or comedic pause in" MWDTTRCVCTRHDF17 - ????? MVMSW - "So, errr, what is your favourite piece of work by Richard Herring?" MWDTTRCVCTRHDF17 - ?????? MVMSW - "Come on, surely you've heard of him, he used to work with Stewart Lee" MWDTTRCVCTRHDF17 - "Ah yes, Stewart Lee, probably the greatest comedian of his generation and a true inspiration to hundreds of others with his radical deconstruction of the comedy genre and his almost jazz approach to apparently improvised, but actually carefully scripted, routines that push the boundaries of the comedic form whilst entertaining and challenging the audience in equal measure. Did you see that one he did about crisps, that was brilliant, and of course he is a deserved winner of multiple awards and a true inspiration to those of us who reject the dumbed down society and the X-factorisation of popular entertainment and strive to achieve performance nirvana with a satirical edge that leave you amused but simultaneously pondering the meaning of life and the need to reform our staid societal constraints." MVMSW - "Err, yes, but did you like it when the sofa got stuck on the stairs, that was good wasn't it?" MWDTTRCVCTRHDF17 - "I think we'll leave it there..." Mystic Mike predicts the outcome of frame 19.
Me2 will win a glorious victory. Me1 will be ahead for a short time, but then Me2 will sweep into an unbeatable lead. There will be great rejoicing in the land. Richard will weasel out of the binding annullment/divorce clause. This very website will NOT be mentioned during the podcast. Richard will plug the current TC tour and forthcoming RHLSTPs. The white ball will go "in off" at least three times. Just you wait and see... Me1 vs Me Snooker Website - "Hello Andrew, thank you for agreeing to this interview. You have done lots of excellent work with Richard in the past and we would like to know your thoughts on his Me1 vs Me2 podcast."
Andrew Collins - "Before we start, how much am I being paid for this interview and will it lead to some lucrative radio work?" MVMSW - "Err, probably not to be honest and there's no fee as this is a free interview for a free website about a free podcast" The interview ended at this point. Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website - "Thank you for agreeing to this interview Pliny. We are very interested to hear your thoughts on Richard's Me1 vs Me2 snooker podcast."
Pliny - "Well I think it is a radical deconstruction of the comedy genre that entertains while simultaneously commenting on the commercialisation of sport." MVMSW - "Do you have a favourite frame?" Pliny - "I think that questions misses the point of this enterprise. Each frame is a microcosm of the whole and gradually intensifies the mounting horror that is implicit within this self-referential podcast format" MVMSW - "Which Me is your favourite?!" Pliny - "Again I think you have missed the underlying meta-context at work here. Richard is clearly portraying a classic archetype with a psuedo-Nietzschean agenda hidden beneath a Pavlovian facade." MVMSW - "Pseudo-Nietzschean agenda?" Pliny - "Yes, pseudo-Nietzschean agenda, like a bird's pseudo-Nietzschean agenda. EGG!" MVMSW - "That's all we wanted really, thank you Pliny" Pliny - "EGG!" etc etc etc Misheard Lyrics from Mike Stoner on Vimeo. Richard's wife CJ (not the one from Eggheads) has agreed to be interviewed by this very website and tells us all about her attitude to Me1 vs Me2 Snooker, enjoy!
Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website - Do you enjoy being married to someone who plays snooker against themselves on a regular basis? Richard's Wife - No M1vM2SW - Have you ever watched a frame being recorded? RW - No M1vM2SW - Do you have a favourite Me? RW - No M1vM2SW - Do you agree with Richard that this is his best ever work? RW - No M1vM2SW - Have you noticed that you now have one less pint glass than normal? RW - No M1vM2SW - Does your brother really only eat pasta? RW - No M1vM2SW - Are you looking forward to the "Total Recall non-director's commentary" podcast, which will also be made available for free and keep Richard from doing paid work? RW - No M1vM2SW - It was funny when the sofa got stuck wasn't it? RW - No M1vM2SW - Thank you for your time, it was a Joy talking with you. If there's one thing that is vital to a good game of snooker it's a graph. And we have a new one ready for you right now, check out the GRAPHS page for details! If there is a particular graph that you would like to see then send in your suggestions. Sensible suggestions only please. No timewasters.
I found the following information on a government website and it may come in handy immediately after frame 19...
There are specific reasons why a marriage can be declared ‘voidable’. This means that you can end the marriage by annulment instead of by divorce. If you want to do this, you will have to ask the court to ‘annul’ it. This will mean that the marriage will never have existed in the eyes of the law. A marriage can be ‘voidable’ if:
Marriages can also be voidable if one of you has changed, or wants to change, their legal gender or if a frame of "person playing themselves at snooker" is lost by someone who says they will definitely win it. |