Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website - "Hello Richard's iPhone and thank you for agreeing to this interview"
Richard's iPhone - "It's a pleasure to be here"
MVMSW - "What do you think of Me1 vs Me2 snooker?"
RiP - "I think it's great. I've been with Richard for a few years now. Not sure what happened to his last iPhone. Surely he's not the sort of guy to wave one around while walking through Shepherd's Bush? That would just be asking for trouble. Anyway I love Me1 and Me2"
MVMSW - "You must have a favourite?"
RiP - "If I had to choose I'd say Me1. He has softer fingers and he's better at Yahtzee."
MVMSW - "I bet you have some great anecdotes, tell all!"
RiP - "Well yes. A few days ago Me1 was playing Yahtzee and he got a full house. Then he got a large straight. But then he got three-of-a-kind twice in a row! Then he got nothing for a while but then he got TWO Yahtzees! That was quite an evening I can tell you."
MVMSW - "Errr, yes. How about Me2?"
RiP - "I shouldn't really tell you this but last week he got a large straight, then a small straight and then another large straight! Then he got a four-of-a-kind and then a three-of-a-kind and then a Yahtzee and then a full house and then ANOTHER full house!"
MVMSW - "Errr, yes. Anything that's not Yahtzee related?"
RiP - "Well there was that time that Richard and Andrew Collins were up in the attic and had a bit too much to drink and they'd finished the podcast and Nandos was closed so Andrew said 'What the hell, maybe it would be good fun to be bu..."
MVMSW - "I'll have to stop you there, I'm afraid that we're out of time, thank you Richard's iPhone"
Richard's iPhone - "It's a pleasure to be here"
MVMSW - "What do you think of Me1 vs Me2 snooker?"
RiP - "I think it's great. I've been with Richard for a few years now. Not sure what happened to his last iPhone. Surely he's not the sort of guy to wave one around while walking through Shepherd's Bush? That would just be asking for trouble. Anyway I love Me1 and Me2"
MVMSW - "You must have a favourite?"
RiP - "If I had to choose I'd say Me1. He has softer fingers and he's better at Yahtzee."
MVMSW - "I bet you have some great anecdotes, tell all!"
RiP - "Well yes. A few days ago Me1 was playing Yahtzee and he got a full house. Then he got a large straight. But then he got three-of-a-kind twice in a row! Then he got nothing for a while but then he got TWO Yahtzees! That was quite an evening I can tell you."
MVMSW - "Errr, yes. How about Me2?"
RiP - "I shouldn't really tell you this but last week he got a large straight, then a small straight and then another large straight! Then he got a four-of-a-kind and then a three-of-a-kind and then a Yahtzee and then a full house and then ANOTHER full house!"
MVMSW - "Errr, yes. Anything that's not Yahtzee related?"
RiP - "Well there was that time that Richard and Andrew Collins were up in the attic and had a bit too much to drink and they'd finished the podcast and Nandos was closed so Andrew said 'What the hell, maybe it would be good fun to be bu..."
MVMSW - "I'll have to stop you there, I'm afraid that we're out of time, thank you Richard's iPhone"