Why are you reading this? Didn't you see the post below? This podcast is OVER and there will be no more frames (apart from a possible live frame played in front of an audience during the Edinburgh fringe, which obviously doesn't count). Me1 vs Me2 Snooker is a failed experiment that is now thankfully at an end. You want proof? Here is an OFFICIAL transcript of a recent phone conversation we had with Rich...
Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website - "Hello, this is the Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website, can we speak to Mr Richard Herring please?"
Rich's Borderline Jailbait Wife - "Umm, I'm not sure. He's under a pile of cats at the moment"
MVMSW - "F*** the cats, we need to speak to him NOW"
RBJW - "OK, just wait a moment..."
<long pause full of cat noises>
RBJW - "I've got him out from under the cats but now he's eating some yoghurt. Could you ring back later?"
MVMSW - "No I'm afraid not this is urgent"
RBJW - "OK, I'll get him for you"
<lots of grumpy shouting>
Richard Herring - "Hello, who is this?"
MVMSW - "It's the Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website"
RH - "Oh great, hi how are you? Always good to talk to a superfan. Thank you so much for running such a brilliant website. I look at it everyday and hope all of my fans do too"
MVMSW - "Thanks" <blush>
RH - "How can I help?"
MVMSW - "We were just wondering if there will be any more frames of Me1 vs Me2 Snooker? It seems to have dropped off the radar a bit and we thought you might have got bored of it."
RH - "Well that's true. I've got a lot of other things to focus on with the forthcoming tour, new baby on the way, two cats and the top secret Fist of Fun renunion TV show. So I think that the end for Me1 vs Me2 Snooker, for now at least"
MVMSW - "Thank goodness for that, so you will be concentrating on good material instead?"
RH - "Yes, it was fun while it lasted (sort of) but no-one really liked it and I'll be glad to see the back of it to be honest"
MVMSW - "OK that's brilliant news. And just before we go can you confirm or deny the rumours about Collins and Herring returning?"
RH - "That's not a rumour, it is DEFINITELY happening. Andrew and I have been in discussions and will be making a cinema film together - just the two of us talking and having a laugh, with Speilberg directing"
MVMSW - "Good stuff! Anything else?"
RH - "How about the new AIOTM?!?! The RSC are going to be putting on a recreation of some classic sketches in Stratford with Kenneth Branagh and other famous people who I can't remember at the moment. And NASA are planning to perform the Motorcycle Clothing Shop sketch. With robots. On the moon."
MVMSW - "Really?"
RH - "Yes"
MVMSW - "Really really?"
RH - "Yes. Don't you think you should put some jokes in here somewhere"
MVMSW - "NoThank you - bye"
RH - "Bye" <giggle>
Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website - "Hello, this is the Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website, can we speak to Mr Richard Herring please?"
Rich's Borderline Jailbait Wife - "Umm, I'm not sure. He's under a pile of cats at the moment"
MVMSW - "F*** the cats, we need to speak to him NOW"
RBJW - "OK, just wait a moment..."
<long pause full of cat noises>
RBJW - "I've got him out from under the cats but now he's eating some yoghurt. Could you ring back later?"
MVMSW - "No I'm afraid not this is urgent"
RBJW - "OK, I'll get him for you"
<lots of grumpy shouting>
Richard Herring - "Hello, who is this?"
MVMSW - "It's the Me1 vs Me2 Snooker Website"
RH - "Oh great, hi how are you? Always good to talk to a superfan. Thank you so much for running such a brilliant website. I look at it everyday and hope all of my fans do too"
MVMSW - "Thanks" <blush>
RH - "How can I help?"
MVMSW - "We were just wondering if there will be any more frames of Me1 vs Me2 Snooker? It seems to have dropped off the radar a bit and we thought you might have got bored of it."
RH - "Well that's true. I've got a lot of other things to focus on with the forthcoming tour, new baby on the way, two cats and the top secret Fist of Fun renunion TV show. So I think that the end for Me1 vs Me2 Snooker, for now at least"
MVMSW - "Thank goodness for that, so you will be concentrating on good material instead?"
RH - "Yes, it was fun while it lasted (sort of) but no-one really liked it and I'll be glad to see the back of it to be honest"
MVMSW - "OK that's brilliant news. And just before we go can you confirm or deny the rumours about Collins and Herring returning?"
RH - "That's not a rumour, it is DEFINITELY happening. Andrew and I have been in discussions and will be making a cinema film together - just the two of us talking and having a laugh, with Speilberg directing"
MVMSW - "Good stuff! Anything else?"
RH - "How about the new AIOTM?!?! The RSC are going to be putting on a recreation of some classic sketches in Stratford with Kenneth Branagh and other famous people who I can't remember at the moment. And NASA are planning to perform the Motorcycle Clothing Shop sketch. With robots. On the moon."
MVMSW - "Really?"
RH - "Yes"
MVMSW - "Really really?"
RH - "Yes. Don't you think you should put some jokes in here somewhere"
MVMSW - "NoThank you - bye"
RH - "Bye" <giggle>